imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
Someone asked us recently how to be a proper hockey fan during the NHL playoffs and they start tomorrow! Which makes this extremely important.
So here I am, in gif glory, How to be a Hockey Fan: During the Playoffs
What really fucking pisses me off is that there is a opening at the front desk @ my dad’s work that I could totally score. (The owner fucking loves me). Plus, its so easy. Its not like I even schedule anything. PMs and superintendents do their own shit.
Buuuuuuut that would require seeing my dad 5 days a week & fuck that shit.
i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully
it just got worse and worse
This makes me want to cry
science are u ok
Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,