i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
$ 1,000,000 in cash
the souls of those who have displeased me this year
another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
The time has come.
You’ll thank me later.
Some tea got thrown into a harbor:
War were declared:
Somewhere around that time Mel Gibson showed up to lead us to Victory
This is all historically accurate information.
Started from the bottom now we’re here:
Oh shit, I don’t remember half of what happened last season…
Everyone keeps asking me where Charley is and my only response is-
“Well, he’s only been gone for a week and he texted me a few days ago…soo…..?”
I don’t think Miles Teller was so much acting in 21 & Over as he was just doing his best Vince Vaughn impression.