It's not your life. It's life.
LIfe's not something you possess- It's something you take part in.

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

whatarewewatching13:

I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

(Source: tedfuckingmosby)

official-nhl:

Someone asked us recently how to be a proper hockey fan during the NHL playoffs and they start tomorrow! Which makes this extremely important. 

So here I am, in gif glory, How to be a Hockey Fan: During the Playoffs 

I would rather live out of a box 

What really fucking pisses me off is that there is a opening at the front desk @ my dad’s work that I could totally score. (The owner fucking loves me). Plus, its so easy. Its not like I even schedule anything. PMs and superintendents do their own shit.
Buuuuuuut that would require seeing my dad 5 days a week & fuck that shit.

tyleroakley:

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

it just got worse and worse

This makes me want to cry

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,