Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy does my school make me schedule everything on the phone. Why can’t there just be an app that I can digitally fill out shit out on? Wouldn’t that make everyone’s life easier???
I really need a new job…. preferably one that doesn’t involve being a prostitute or drug mule.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
CHELSEA JUST ASKED ME HOW TO WORD SOMETHING POLITICALLY CORRECT. LOL. SHE’S SO FUNNY. ME BE PC? WHEN THE HELL DOES THAT EVER HAPPEN????
With every win I can feel the price of my tuition rising…
in honor of officially owning this fuzzy lumpkin for two years, have some baby master plan.
Ugh. The neighbor’s dog is finally growing on me (not like I have a choice, Roscoe has decided she lives here with us). However, she needs a new name because I refuse to call her Princess.
So Bailey and I were trying to plan a day to go to the range together, and then Bri mentions that she has never even touched a gun. Ironically, she was saying this at the exact same time she was putting on a Smith & Wesson hoodie… Bailey & I couldn’t hold back our laughter and then we had to explain why her boyfriend’s hoodie was so ironic.